(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
Today, we'll do something special.
We'll bring 3 guys up here
and make them into drama leads.
We have a lot of
Lovelyz fans in the audience today.
If you're a true Lovelyz fan, raise your hand.
You, in the brown cardigan, come on up.
Gray hoodie, come on up.
White shirt.
Give them a big hand!
This is an announcement to Lovelyz fans.
The fan meeting will be starting soon,
so please enter the event hall.
Oh, my God!
Lovelyz! I love them!
I came from far away.
From the United States of America.
I came from the U.S. We're all fans!
Hello, everyone.
Hello. Nice to meet you all.
Please gather over here.
Yes.
Hello. We'll be your host
for this Lovelyz fan meeting.
- I'm Seo Taehun... / - And I'm Ryu Geunji.
Hello there!
So many people came today.
This place is filled with fans
that love Lovelyz.
Right, how about we do a warm-up quiz
to find out how much they love Lovelyz?
Great.
If you know the answer,
yell out, "Lovelyz!"
You have to raise your hand first.
Don't be nervous.
- Don't be nervous. / - You seem very nervous.
This entire time...
Here we go.
Here's your first question.
What is Kei's date of birth...
- Lovelyz! / - Lovelyz!
Hold it!
You were slightly faster.
What's your answer?
March 20th.
What year?
1995.
- Correct! / - That's correct!
Hold on. You knew the exact date.
Then...
Do you know Sujeong's birthday too?
November 19th, 1997.
Hold on!
Then...
When is your mother's birthday?
What is this?
Come on!
What do you do for a living?
I'm a graduate student.
- Grad school... / - Wow...
They all became serious.
- All of a sudden... / - A graduate student...
At what school?
Sungkyunkwan University.
Sungkyunkwan University?
Hold on. This is a TV show.
What do you do for a living?
I'm also a graduate student.
Oh, a grad student?
- You both go to Sungkyunkwan? / - No.
Then where?
Seoul National University.
- Hold on... / - Hold on!
Sungkyunkwan vs. SNU.
- Is this a joke? / - This is for real?
The fans are so educated...
- Then... / - May we ask...
- No, no. / - He's all sweaty.
Don't laugh before he gets to talk.
You never know what he might say.
- May I ask where you went to school? / - Where?
I just went to the army.
Alright.
A real man.
So... Who's that?
Hold on...
- Are you a fan? / - Yes!
- You're really a fan? / - Yes!
Pardon me for asking but...
What school did you graduate from?
Seoul National University.
Seoul... You graduated from SNU?
I got off at SNU Station exit 2 and took a bus.
Quiet, you.
Be quiet.
He's being weird.
Allow me to introduce them.
8 innocent fairies.
It's Lovelyz!
You and me!
Hello, we're Lovelyz.
Since Lovelyz is here,
how about we do some Korean poems?
Korean poems by the fans.
A Korean poem.
You seem really nervous.
So then...
He's the one that danced the hardest.
- Mr. SNU. / - We'll have him go first.
The SNU fan.
- Stand here. / - You can't just do any poem.
Who's your favorite member?
I like them all.
But if you must pick one! Face them and pick one.
They're jeering.
Just pick one.
The prettiest one. Jiae.
Alright.
You'll recite a Korean poem.
Let's make it special.
Jiae, you can call out the characters.
- Alright. / - A Korean poem.
Start.
Shall we hold hands?
All of a sudden!
Suddenly holding hands.
Here I go.
He's very sweaty.
I feel like his heart might burst!
Hold hands later.
There could be another time for that.
His hair is standing up.
Just call out the characters.
Start.
Yu...
Did you see the Lovelyz music video
for "That Day" on YouTube?
Ji...
It has currently surpassed 3 million views!
He's good at this.
He's good.
Ae...
I hope you listen to the song! Thank you!
Nice job.
What did you think about his poem?
Thank you so much.
Gosh... That was like a scripted response.
Nice job. Very nice.
- You can't lose to him. / - You have to try.
Mr. Sungkyunkwan!
Sungkyunkwan!
Alright.
You can't lose.
Your favorite member.
I like them all
but my favorite is Jisoo.
Seo Jisoo.
- Jisoo. / - Seo Jisoo.
- Look at Jisoo. / - Right in front of you.
You can call out the characters.
Start.
Seo...
Seo Jisoo...
Ji...
Listen carefully to what I'm about to say.
He prepared this ahead of time!
Soo...
I love you, Sujeong.
Wow...
That was so mean.
It's okay.
Amazing.
- It's okay. / - Let's hear from our last guy!
I'm sorry but please don't
stuff your hands in your pockets on TV.
Just relax.
Last one.
Mr. Army.
Your favorite member!
I like them all.
But my favorite is Ryu Sujeong.
Sujeong.
- Sujeong, please step up. / - Step forward.
Please call out the characters.
Ryu...
I'll tell you why Ryu Sujeong is the prettiest.
He's good.
- Why's he so good? / - Su...
Sujeong looks so pretty
when she sings and dances...
Jeong...
But she's prettiest when she's eating.
What was that?
What did you think of that poem?
It was great. I loved it.
- You loved it? / - Yes.
It's too soon for that.
Now...
We'll see who's the best dancer here.
Stand in a row.
You girls try to be objective when you pick.
Cue the music!
Clap!
Let's stop here!
They're good.
Wow, all of you...
They were so good.
Now...
Lovelyz will pick the top fan amongst these 3.
Feel free to talk it out a bit.
Yes, talk about it.
The three fans.
Please face forward.
Please get on your knees like men.
Get on your knees.
- There are four. / - Four of them.
He's still here.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
- We forgot about him. / - Sorry.
Four of them.
Pick the greatest fan among these four.
- So who will it be? / - Who will it be?
Who will be the top fan
chosen by these 8 innocent fairies?
Please place your hands
gently on his shoulders.
Who wants to go?
1, 2, 3!
Who will it be?
I think I just heard him cuss!
1, 2, 3!
Congratulations!
Hold on! Please stand in place like you just did.
Congratulations. As we promised,
you get a chance to pick a gift.
A refrigerator, TV
or a photo with Lovelyz.
Which one will you choose?
Be honest.
Why don't you look into their eyes first.
Pick one.
What will he choose?
I don't have a TV at home and I could use one...
But I choose the photo.
Gosh...
You can't change your mind later.
Here we go.
Look here.
1, 2, 3.
(Ugly Inside)
Honey.
Honey, I finished doing the dishes.
- Yumi. / - Yeah?
♪ A picturesque house ♪
♪ What's the big deal? ♪
Yumi, you're like a luxury.
You're so dreamy, honey!
Being with you makes the tent seem like a palace.
- Yumi. / - Yeah?
I have something serious to tell you.
What is it?
My face keeps changing.
Huh? What do you mean? It's my face that changed.
Are you trying to get work done?
No, it's not like that.
You mean more work?
You could die.
I know a good surgeon.
No...
Honey.
I've changed too so I know.
Just don't ever let your beautiful heart change.
Yumi, I love you.
Me too.
No more transformations for you.
Honey, I'm hungry.
- You're hungry? / - Yeah.
I'll bring some pork belly.
- Okay. / - Just hold on.
Pork belly...
Let's eat pork belly!
Goodness. Hello.
You were on "I Am a Natural Person," right?
I saw you on TV.
I'm Byeongcheol.
Huh?
♪ A picturesque house ♪
♪ What's the big... ♪
How do you know Byeongcheol's name?
What did you do with Byeongcheol?
Byeongcheol! Honey!
- Come back! / - I'm Byeongcheol!
What? Do you have proof?
Fine. I'll ask some questions, answer me.
Where did I go recently for 10 days?
1, 2, 3.
Prison!
How did you know?
Next one.
What was I happy to get recently?
1, 2, 3.
Parole!
Correct!
You're still on probation, Yumi.
So you are Byeongcheol.
Yumi, are you okay?
Don't touch me!
I should just go to jail again.
Yumi, why are you so angry?
Yumi, is there something you want?
I'll do anything.
What I want?
I want wild ginseng.
- Wild ginseng? / - Yeah.
It can take a ginseng digger 30 years to find some.
Alright, then come back in 30 years after you do.
You don't care what happens to me
in the mountains?
Yeah.
- Alright. / - Go, go.
I'll be back!
Okay.
See you in 30 years.
I found one!
He found one!
I found one!
Honey!
You brought one back looking like this!
Thank you.
Honey, is this what you meant?
Yumi, I'm so sorry.
But at least I found wild ginseng.
Yumi, listen to me as you eat.
I'll try not to change anymore.
I'm sorry, Yumi.
I won't change anymore.
Why's it so cold?
- I'm so cold. / - Yumi!
You're cold?
I'll bring some wood.
Where's the wood?
Wood...
I'm Groot.
A talking tree.
Are you Byeongcheol?
I'm Groot.
Good. I needed some firewood anyway.
Burn, burn.
Hot! You almost burned me!
So you can talk just fine.
I'm Groot.
Why is this tree so good at talking?
- I'm Groot. / - Beat it.
Get lost, get lost.
Get lost, get lost, get lost...
My gosh!
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry, sir!
I'm sorry!
- Sir? / - What?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
What?
♪ A picturesque house ♪
- ♪ What's the big deal? ♪ / - Traditional singing?
I'm sorry but...
You're better off than those other versions
but I don't feel right about this age gap.
Yumi.
- Yes? / - We should get married.
All of a sudden?
- Let's get married and have 3 daughters. / - What?
- I've already come up with names. / - Already?
The first one will be Sayun.
The second will be Hyeonho.
The third will be Gajeong.
Please, Byeongcheol. You sound like you have kids.
I feel such a generation gap between us now.
I just...
What?
A generation gap?
Yes.
Was that a generation slap?
Even the way you laugh is outdated.
Excuse me, Bongsunga School teacher.
Can you move this box?
- Geez... / - What? A box?
Alright.
Everyone!
- Applause! / - Stop it, Daehui!
Applause!
Don't respond to his jokes!
Stop it, Daehui!
Alright, alright.
I'll move it for you.
My goodness... Give me a break...
My back...
Byeongcheol, I'm sorry but...
It looks like it'll rain tomorrow.
I can't date an old man that can't lift a box.
I guess age is important to me.
Sorry but come back
as someone a bit more energetic.
- Sorry. / - Fine.
Let me get my stuff first!
Why is he talking like that?
What the...
Too energetic!
My gosh...
Yumi...
Gosh...
Goodness...
- ♪ A picturesque house ♪ / - My goodness...
Gosh, he's singing.
- ♪ What's the big deal? ♪ / - Get away.
Don't come near me.
No! No!
So heavy!
(Devils)
Hello.
We live on people's misfortune.
We're the devils.
Devils!
These days, there are many couples...
That go overboard with
public displays of affection!
They don't watch the movie at the theater
and all they do is smooch!
Are they watching a movie or shooting one?
Even yesterday...
We went to see a movie
and we were at the ticket booth
and a couple behind us was going at it!
I got so angry.
Do you know what I did?
I bought half the seats for that movie!
Like this!
I filled those seats with my friends!
I stopped them from sitting together!
Since there were no more seats,
they looked for a couple's seat.
I put him in the couple's seat!
He fills up the big seat all by himself!
They couldn't see the movie and had to leave.
But once the movie ended,
that same couple was waiting to see the next movie.
I got so angry that I said something.
What did you say?
"The hero dies at the end!"
We're devils!
The couple in front!
You two look great together!
You should get married!
To other people!
I heard the girl group Lovelyz is
at Gag Concert today.
Where are they?
Where are they? Where's Lovelyz?
Where's Lovelyz?
How many of them are they?
Fine, since you're here,
let's have you come up on stage!
Not all of you! Just two!
We have to be on TV too!
Come on up!
2, 3...
Hello, we're Lovelyz. I'm Baby Soul...
And I'm JIN.
(Baby Soul, JIN of Lovelyz)
Since the Lovelyz members are here today,
I got some information from your agency.
First...
Seo Jisoo who's sitting there.
Her trait...
She's the pretty one.
Next to her is Sujeong!
Her trait...
She has a nice body.
And up here... Baby Soul.
Her trait...
Is that she's hard-working.
Hard-working!
Hard-working? Then work at an office!
People, aren't you happy to see
Lovelyz on our show?
Yes!
But...
To the women here,
do you want to hear something funny?
Wanna One was here last episode!
You should've came then!
Hey, hey! Stop it!
Actually...
We're big fans of Lovelyz.
We're fans of you guys too.
- Really? / - Yes.
Then do you know our names?
No!
She doesn't know.
Just joking. We really like
Wangho and Yunho.
You got our names mixed up.
Who would know the difference?
Nobody knows!
You girls are very funny.
So...
How does it feel to watch
Gag Concert in the audience?
We watched this show a lot as kids
and being here makes it even more fun.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Except this skit!
I didn't even know this skit existed.
We're devils!
Lovelyz!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a close-up trick
with a paper cup.
A paper cup.
Now, water goes into the paper cup.
There's water in here.
Then I'll put this over it.
Abra, abra...
Abracadabra.
It's ice.
Now I'll try this amazing trick...
With someone in the audience.
Is there anyone here...
Who wears a shoe size of at least 280?
280 over there.
Not that person.
I'll pick this person.
I wear 250.
They'll grow bigger.
Look this way.
Give me the paper cup.
Pour some water in.
Come on. Is this some kind of trick cup?
I'll use a glass cup then.
Watch carefully.
The water goes in.
First...
Abra...
Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
What was that?
It wasn't a trick cup.
- My bad. / - Sorry.
Sorry...
You, miss.
Is our magic funny?
I'll try this trick again
with this person in the audience.
Pour the water in.
Say the magic word loudly.
Abracadabra.
Louder.
Abracadabra.
Louder.
Abracadabra.
Abra...
Amazing, right?
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now...
Today's highlight...
I'll bring a doll to life with this next trick.
As you can see...
This doll in the center...
I'll bring this doll to life.
We'll raise the curtain...
Let's all say the magic word.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Now...
I'll make her arms move.
Arms!
Now I'll breathe life into her.
Abracadabra!
Hello, I'm the cute on in Lovelyz. I'm Mijoo!
Mijoo, since you're here,
please show the people a great dance.
Okay.
Cue the music!
A dance more suitable for Gag Concert please.
Cue the music!
That's enough.
We have a great prospect here.
Alright...
Time to bring in the other members of Lovelyz.
Raise the curtains.
Everyone, say the magic word
even louder this time!
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Lovelyz is here.
Please greet the audience.
2, 3.
Hello, we're Lovelyz.
It's nice to meet you.
Hello, boss.
Call me sweetie.
Yes, sweetie.
Give Lovelyz a big round of applause!
(YOLO Inn)
This old fart...
What's taking him so long?
Okbun!
Dear.
What's that?
A bamboo fishing pole.
Let's go fishing together.
I don't know how to fish.
It's really easy.
Just sit here.
Sit here?
I'll teach you.
Hold it like this
and throw the hook.
Like this...
- Throw it like this? / - You're so pretty from behind.
Stop it.
Let me smell your hair...
It smells so nice.
Stop it.
What are you doing?
- I love it... / - Dear!
I think I caught something!
One more time!
This is fun.
That's enough...
This is fun.
Dear!
I think it got away.
But you almost killed me.
That was a success.
Ow, that hurt...
- Grandpa! / - Yeah.
Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
Grandpa.
Are you good at English?
English?
I can speak English.
My name is Charlie Kim.
What's up?
I'm good at English.
Grandpa, you are good at English.
Then I'll give you an English quiz,
try to get the answer.
Alright.
What is this?
Call. To call someone.
Then how about this?
Die. To die.
Then how about this?
All in. What it means...
Bring them all!
All of it!
Dear...
See? His body remembers!
Wow, he's so good.
Why are you kids here?
Grandpa, if you invest $5,
you could win a great prize.
What is it?
Put this marble in and win a prize.
You fools...
Of course it'll land on an air conditioner.
Here you go. $5.
- Put it in here. / - Here I go.
An air conditioner!
You lose!
Why did I lose?
Too bad.
Dear, don't play this!
No, no!
- One more time. Let me play again. / - Don't.
Let me play one more time!
See? I told you he's a sucker!
A total sucker!
Run for it!
My $5!
You couldn't even win that?
- My $5... / - Forget it.
It's pointless.
Dear.
Aren't you hungry?
Since you're hungry...
Here you go.
Eat this stone-cooked egg.
This looks delicious.
Great...
Do you have anything to go this?
Like salt?
Oh, I worked out earlier.
So my hair has plenty of natural salt.
Natural salt...
It's natural salt.
I didn't think there would be so much.
What is this?
A stone-cooked egg.
- Not a dandruff egg? / - No.
- Try it. / - I can't.
Eat it.
How can I eat this?
You never eat anything here. Eat it.
Delicious.
Good, right?
Dear, you wanted instant noodles, right?
Instant noodles?
I made instant noodles with seafood.
That sounds delicious.
Enjoy.
This is too hot.
I need a bowl or something...
Instant noodles are best eaten...
- Off the pot lid. / - The pot lid.
- That tastes great. / - Off the pot lid.
Noodles eaten off the pot lid are delicious.
Hurry up with that.
I need the lid back for the chamber pot.
It stinks so hurry up with that!
Hurry up and eat.
Drink all the soup too.
What is this?
Instant noodles with seafood.
Not instant noodles with urine?
Enjoy the noodles.
Put this down there.
- Sir! / - Hello.
- We're back again. / - Welcome.
Instant noodles!
This looks delicious!
Honey, it's better eaten off a pot lid.
Yeah.
That's true!
Yeah, eat it off the lid.
I'll eat it off the lid.
Yeah.
Delicious.
- Delicious? / - Yes!
There's some broth here. Want some?
I love you!
- What is he saying? / - Thank you.
- Alright, go finish that inside. / - Okay.
Rice puffs!
- Rice puffs? / - Rice puffs!
Gosh!
- Rice puffs for sale. / - You brought rice puffs?
Taste some rice puffs.
That looks good.
You all can have some too.
- What is this? / - Honey.
Put some sunscreen on my legs.
Alright, roll your pants up.
That tickles!
Seunghye, you have such pretty legs.
Stop it. Stop staring at my legs and put it on me.
Alright.
Honey, I feel like someone's outside!
Who is?
Rice puffs!
Seunghye!
The old man is shooting rice puffs out of his butt!
Don't be ridiculous.
It's the truth.
Seunghye.
There's a lot of UV rays out today.
You should put sunscreen on your neck too.
Yeah? Alright.
Can you move your hair?
That tickles!
- Oh, come on... / - Dear, what are you doing?
Playing with my friends!
(Convenient Drama)
The story you will see
is all a lie.
We'd like to tell you now that we are not
criticizing an existing group or individual.
This will all be appropriate for TV.
Convenient Drama.
Hello, boss.
Hey.
So what's new?
Boss.
The Double Knives Gang wants to invade our turf.
The Double Knives Gang... Those punks...
Got a cigarette?
Yes, boss.
We have no intention to encourage smoking.
We'll correct ourselves and try again.
Hey.
Got a mint?
No mints, boss.
You should quit smoking too.
It's very refreshing every morning.
Doesn't my skin look more fair?
Don't be ridiculous!
Song Jungeun of the Double Knives Gang.
What brings you here?
Geez... Now you're ticking me off...
Hey. Give me the mints.
Yes, boss.
You punk!
How dare you eat mints in front of me?
You've really come up.
Forget all that.
I'm taking over this hostess bar.
This show is for age 15 and up.
We'll use something else besides a hostess bar.
This adult entertainment...
This brothel...
I'm taking over this study hall.
Yes.
This is a study hall.
Are you out of your mind?
This hot... Nope...
Why would I give you this study hall
with these nice facilities?
You sure have come up.
You used to be my lackey and call me boss.
Do I have to go this far?
The food...
We do not waste food.
This food will be wrapped up...
And I'll share it with my family.
You sure prepared a lot.
But I can't give you this place so get lost.
This won't do.
Call the boys!
Yes, boss.
Come in, boys.
- Who is it? / - Who is it?
Boss.
Their guys look so menacing.
They look a bit menacing, don't they?
Let's fix them up and try again.
Who is it? Bring it on!
I'm going to give you a spanking.
Don't cause a ruckus here!
If you make a ruckus, you get kicked out.
You guys are out of here.
Bye.
Just go.
How dare you chat in my study hall?
You punks...
Jungeun...
Just leave while I'm asking you nicely.
I knew you'd be like this.
The woman you love!
We have her.
- What? / - Bring her!
Oh, no... Somi...
Get out here!
This way please.
Please have a seat.
That's it.
- Please have a seat. / - That's it.
Gosh...
Your girl...
Sure is pretty.
Don't you lay a finger... Oh, you're not touching her.
You didn't touch her.
Good.
You coward.
Fine.
You just want this study hall?
Boss!
Giving up the study hall?
All for a woman?
We have no intention of criticizing all women.
We'll correct ourselves and try again.
Boss.
What are you talking about?
All because of An Somi and only her?
That's it.
But it's no use.
I already promised myself to Somi.
Minsang, I love you.
Boss!
You can't trust what a woman says!
That's not right.
You should...
People, what Hong Hyeonho said
is totally unrelated to us.
That was an improvised line from Hyeonho.
We had nothing to do with that statement.
You're on your own.
Geez, you only look out for yourselves.
This isn't working so we'll try again.
Boss, what are you talking about?
All because of An Somi...
That guy?
Huh?
Minsang!
Huh?
Is this how you changed the story?
Minsang...
Alright.
I've promised myself...
To that man named Somi.
Minsang.
- I love... / - No, no, no!
- I love... / - No, no, no! Be quiet.
Jungeun.
It's no use.
I suddenly don't feel like giving you this study hall.
That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy!
What?
Take this!
My gun!
A bubble gun.
We always try to be appropriate for TV.
If you've all enjoyed the show,
we'll be back next episode.
Thank you.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Wow... Daehui, you've already been
discharged from the army.
Good job over the last 3 years.
No...
Since it's your first day out,
don't worry about anything
and get some sleep.
And don't dream about
going to the army again!
Come on, dad.
- Good night. / - Alright.
I'll just relax today
and get some sleep.
Gosh...
Boy...
My gosh! Daehui!
Big trouble! Wake up, boy!
What is it?
What do we do?
Something went wrong with your file!
You have to go to the army again!
What are you talking about?
I was just discharged today!
No!
Go back!
Go back to the army!
- The army... / - Oh, no...
No!
It was a dream.
I dreamed about going to the army again...
Daehui! Daehui!
Salute!
Hello, Sergeant Lee Sejin.
We've been discharged. Stop it.
You made me this way.
So what's up?
Daehui, I brought some people
that want to see you now that you're out.
Oh, yeah? The students from my department?
Tell them to come in.
Come on in, guys!
Come in!
Sergeant Kim Daehui.
You're needed back in the army.
What? I was just discharged today!
No!
- The army... / - You're coming back...
- You're going back... / - Going back, going back...
No...
No!
That was a dream too.
What's going on today?
Why is my dad knocking?
Come in, dad.
Daehui!
Hey.
Why are you here?
What brings you at this hour?
I couldn't help it. I just missed you so much!
We're supposed to meet tomorrow.
You sure are impatient.
Daehui...
Didn't you miss me?
I did.
I missed you so much
that I lost 20kg.
This must be a dream too.
My face got so gaunt
that nobody recognizes me anymore.
This might be a dream but this is ridiculous.
Hey, what's with that outfit?
What?
Is your heart about to burst
because it looks so pretty?
I'd rather dream about going back to the army.
What?
What is he babbling about?
So...
Why's it so hot in here?
Wake up, Daehui!
Wake up now!
Daehui!
This isn't a dream!
How can you wake up?
Daehui.
So hot...
It's so hot...
Daehui.
Why don't you come closer?
I'll use my lasso of love...
Twirl, twirl...
Throw!
Come this way.
Come this way!
She fell on her own.
Hold on...
Since she fell in my dream...
Bongseon!
Lucky you!
Looks like you'll grow taller!
Gosh, my dreams are rough today.
Ouch!
Ouch...
It hurts?
This isn't a dream?
Bongseon!
Gosh!
Boy!
What happened to Bongseon?
I don't know! I thought I was dreaming!
You fool! You're blaming a dream?
This is bad!
Come on! Get ready to go!
Where? The hospital?
No!
Then where?
The army!
Let's go to the army!
- The army... / - The army...
Wow! What a horrible dream!
(The Girl That Used to be Pretty)
Oh... So there's my girl.
You startled me.
What was that? You scared me.
She's so pretty.
Yein, did something happen?
Why do you look so upset?
I had a dream.
It was a nightmare!
So scary!
Really?
Don't be scared, Yein.
I'll always be by your side.
Yein...
For you.
Wow, flowers.
They smell so nice
and they're so pretty.
No.
You're prettier than the flowers.
Come on... So embarrassing...
You dummy!
Yein used to be so pretty.
She's been studying abroad in the U.S.
for 3 years now.
I miss Yein so much.
Seonguk...
Yein?
Impossible...
Seonguk!
Who are you, ma'am?
Who do you think? It's Yein!
Goodness...
I can't believe it.
What happened to you while you were
studying in the U.S. for 3 years?
Everyone ages over time!
- Yein. / - Yeah?
For you...
Goodness!
Don't they smell nice?
Seonguk...
Mugwort is growing. Move your feet.
Goodness gracious!
So much mugwort.
Wow...
Don't do this in public, Yein.
Come on...
Please stop it, Yein!
Goodness...
Yein...
Are those teeth fake?
Oops!
Was it that obvious?
Well...
I tripped and fell.
So I got new front teeth.
These aren't mine. They're fake.
Yein, what's with you?
You weren't like this 3 years ago.
Oh... I guess so...
So the thing is, Seonguk...
Yeah?
Is it just the two of us here?
Yeah...
So the thing is...
You keep a lookout.
- I need to take a dump. / - Huh?
- Man, my stomach hurts... / - Yein!
Yein!
Why did she change so much from
studying 3 years in the U.S.?
The Yein I remember from 3 years ago...
Guess who.
Oh... Who could it be?
I give up.
Then listen to this.
♪ We're not in love ♪
♪ That's why no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
This voice...
Not Jungin...
It's Yein.
How did you know?
Of course I know.
It sure is nice out.
Yein...
Once you go abroad,
we won't see each other for 3 years.
I have a wish.
Before you go...
Can you sing a song for me?
- A song? / - Yeah.
Alright, I'll sing a song for you then.
- Really? / - Yeah.
♪ You don't know my heart, achoo ♪
♪ Seeing you makes me feel like sneezing ♪
How's that?
Pretty.
She's so pretty.
You're embarrassing me!
You dummy!
Boy, I feel so much lighter now.
That's how you were 3 years ago!
Everyone ages over time!
That felt good.
- Yein. / - Yeah?
Weren't you wearing a scarf?
I had to use it for an emergency.
Don't ask me things like that.
How embarrassing.
Right?
Gosh, Yein..
What happened to the Yein from 3 years ago?
You used to sing for me too.
Don't you remember?
Sure I remember.
I even remember what I sang then.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Yein.
I want to hear you sing.
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Then turn the music on.
- Should I? / - Yeah, yeah.
♪ Achoo ♪
♪ You make me sneeze ♪
♪ Honey ♪
What are you doing? Everyone is staring!
It's been a while so I'm already out of breath.
Gosh, I'm so tired!
Goodness...
There.
Gosh...
- Yein... / - Yeah?
You used to put your head on my lap
a lot 3 years ago too.
Do you remember?
Yein.
Are you asleep, Yein?
Yein!
Yein, go back to how you were 3 years ago!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is kimchi.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all. Mr. CEO.
Hello. Hello.
Kimchi!
That's right.
Do you know why
Yoo Minsang's kimchi is always delicious?
Because it's handmade by our CEO.
CEO Yoo Minsang
has never washed his hands in 20 years
so that he can make the best kimchi.
What are you saying?
Don't touch me!
It's not like that.
Excuse me...
And we have many types of kimchi today.
Cabbage kimchi, green onion kimchi,
mustard leaf kimchi, young radish kimchi...
Old bachelor kimchi...
There's no such thing.
It really smells.
No, I do not smell.
He'll even be 50 soon.
Half a century.
I still have a long way to go!
Don't you all want some?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
0822-0822...
All over his face...
There's mold, mold, mold...
Stop that.
Please call now.
Excuse me.
If you're thirsty, have some water first.
Don't be weird when you pick up.
You should be prepared.
You got a call! Pick it up!
I'm choking now...
What?
Hey!
That's better.
He did that on purpose!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
A clean shave with 5 blades.
A smooth shave with
2 lubricated strips.
The best choice for men.
Yoo Minsang's kimchi.
What?
Hey!
What the...
How was that relevant?
How are lubricated strips related to kimchi?
And another thing to keep in mind
with our kimchi is the salted fish.
Our CEO made it himself.
Our kimchi is made with
Yoo Minsang's salted fish.
I don't like the way that sounded.
It's been well-fermented.
Dark and thick...
Yoo Minsang's salted...
Fish.
Hold on.
You spaced that out too much.
Yoo Minsang's salted... Fish.
Let's move on.
- Shall we? / - Yes.
And we'll show you how
clean this kimchi is made.
Come on in.
Our production process is always sanitary...
Oh, gosh! Goodness!
You spilled all the kimchi!
You're humiliating me in front of everyone!
Do you want to be fired?
Geez...
- Goodness... / - Oh...
Goodness...
- I'm so sorry! / - Yes...
I didn't know you were an old woman.
It's not like that...
Please don't hit me!
No! I wasn't going to!
- I'm sorry! / - Ma'am.
- It's not like that... / - I'm so sorry...
Ma'am...
It's not like that.
What is it?
It's not like that!
- You haven't changed. / - How so?
You haven't changed.
I haven't changed?
- It's not like that. / - You're still the same.
It's not like that. Come on.
Now, we'll bring in Chef Kim Suyeong
and he'll show us the various ways
to use our product.
Chef Kim Suyeong.
He's going to show us how to enjoy kimchi.
Gosh, he's tearing it by hand.
He knows how to enjoy kimchi.
That's it. Now what will you eat it with?
Kimchi with tofu tastes delicious.
Tofu and kimchi...
Wait... Hold on.
You didn't eat the kimchi.
Eat it together.
What is it this time?
Gosh!
Boiled pork and kimchi.
Kimchi and boiled pork is... Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Eat it with the kimchi!
What are you doing?
Eat the kimchi too...
Hold on.
Pizza has nothing to do with kimchi!
It tastes bad!
What?
He said it tastes bad?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Blow, blow ♪
♪ Blow that cold air ♪
♪ Blow, blow ♪
♪ Blow that cold air ♪
Yoo Minsang's kimchi.
Get over here.
Get over here! How was that relevant?
How was that relevant?
Don't you all want some?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork neck.
What are you talking about?
It's the best!
(Decline)
The house is a total mess.
My dad will be here soon.
Your father is coming today?
Of course.
Looks like I'll have to clean up.
Mom.
I didn't clean for a reason.
Huh?
I failed at another business venture
and I was scammed.
So our family's wealth will be in decline.
See?
Gosh, what is this?
As you can see...
The house will clean itself.
You don't have to clean up.
You just have to wait.
Gosh...
Goodness...
What's with this house?
Just a little tap and we're done cleaning.
Good job, son!
Such a clever boy.
Clever?
Gosh...
I should clean up the rest.
Mom, just take it easy today.
But I should still clean...
Just take it easy today.
Come on...
Just take it easy.
Minkyoung!
You're about to kill me here.
- Father... / - We'll clean, dear. Just take it easy.
Taehun, let's throw out the trash.
Yes.
- Stomp the trash down. / - Yes, dad.
Make it tidy.
- Stomp the trash down. / - That's it.
This isn't working.
- You should use both feet. / - Both feet...
- Both feet... / - Do it right.
That's it.
That's it, that's it.
Dad...
Why are you in the trash bag, dear?
Well, you always call me trash, dear.
People might think you're telling the truth.
We should wipe the floor then.
- The floor? / - Yeah.
- Mom. / - Yeah?
I need your help.
Alright.
Let me get up there.
- Mom. / - Yeah.
- Take this. / - Yeah.
Do you have it?
Yeah.
We're ready now.
I'll go down and get the mop, mom.
- Alright. / - You just stand still.
Alright.
- Gosh... / - Just stand still.
Just stand still.
Here's the mop.
Mom.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
- You're ready? / - Yeah.
- Son, alright then... / - Mom...
Let's start cleaning.
- Yeah. / - Let's go!
Here I come!
That's it.
Nice job.
You done?
- You done cleaning? / - It's clean!
In one go...
Mom.
Yeah.
- I have to get the other side... / - Yeah.
So I'm going down.
I'm going down, mom.
- Here I come. / - Yeah.
Come down.
Go down.
Don't shake it. Just go down.
- What's with you? / - Mom.
Are your feet planted in the ground?
- Come down. / - I can't.
I can't go down!
- What are you doing? / - What's with that boy?
Forget this.
There you go.
Gosh...
Geez...
I wiped the floor with my clothes.
So...
Shouldn't your father be here soon?
Right, my dad is coming today, father.
Okay.
Did he get lost?
What's taking him so long?
- Come on up. / - He's here?
Yes.
Minkyoung, it's your dad!
Gosh...
Hi, dad!
I brought watermelons for you.
Alright...
I'll just leave them here.
Come on now.
Come up here and have some watermelon with us.
I'm fine since I saw you all.
Father, my dad can't get up here.
Are you underestimating your dad?
Look how flexible I am!
Goodness!
I'll bring the watermelons up.
Gosh...
Dad is so flexible.
Your father is so spry.
- I love watermelon. / - Hurry.
Come up here, father.
Here come the watermelons!
The watermelons...
- Hey. / - Yes?
The watermelons have been cut up. Come down.
Come down and eat them.
I'm leaving.
Father...
Father, don't just leave.
We bought fried chicken for you.
- We'll just eat this... / - Stop right there!
I should eat fried chicken!
The chicken is nicely cooked, dad.
That's it.
- Come on... / - Dad! Dad1
This is good.
Dad, get up here.
- Eat a drumstick, grandpa. / - We'll eat this.
Gosh...
It's your fault, dad.
I want that chicken!
This is delicious.
I'm going to eat that chicken, dad!
Gosh, what is this?
- I'm going to eat it! / - This is good.
- Here. / - Mine!
Here you go.
My chicken!
They're going to eat it all, dad!
- Minkyoung! / - Yeah?
Alright, dad.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
Let's go, dad!
We got the chicken, dad!
(Eunuchs)
What'll we do about the crown prince?
Where is he?
Gosh...
Your Grace!
Head eunuch.
Why are you here, Your Grace?
You must return to the palace.
I told you this is a secret mission!
Why are you in your palace clothes?
That's not the issue!
We must return to the palace!
Nagging! Nagging!
I'm going alone so you all stay here.
No!
- Stay. / - Stay...
- Sit! / - Sit...
- Shake. / - Shake.
Good boy.
Eat when I tell you to!
- I'm sorry. / - You're in trouble now.
Bang!
Good boy.
How cute.
Bite down on this.
I'll be back.
Head eunuch...
What are you thinking of?
I'm thinking of biting that fool.
Bang?
Shake?
Am I a dog?
If I wasn't a eunuch,
I'd have a son his age!
Head eunuch...
How about we eliminate the crown prince
who's like a thorn in our side.
Are you saying we should conspire?
That's right.
A eunuch conspiring?
Why are you laughing?
How dare a eunuch try to conspire?
Then if a eunuch like me can't conspire,
what am I supposed to do?
Plan on becoming the queen.
So anyway... You're a former general.
How did you become a eunuch?
It was during the war with China.
I was surrounded by the Chinese soldiers!
So to take out multiple enemy soldiers,
I threw a boomerang!
I bet...
I bet that really hurt.
It was my fault for not being properly trained.
That's why you should've trained harder!
Eunuch Ryu.
What did you just say to me?
Head eunuch.
I saw yesterday.
Eunuch Ryu was exercising.
What?
He exercised so hard that his
biceps and triceps were about to explode!
That might make you a real man.
It wasn't me, sir!
If it wasn't you, let me see!
What?
The biceps and triceps of a man!
Ta-da.
Your arm pits look so nice!
How is this area so smooth?
I got waxed on the street.
Nice.
What are you doing?
What are you doing in my presence?
Why are you so angry, sir?
You should dye your pit hair.
So pretty!
Where did you get this done?
I'm not telling.
I'll be the prettiest one!
Great queen.
You're wise like fishnet stockings.
Save me!
What's going on?
Who are you, scum?
Scum?
He's the queen of Joseon.
Don't be ridiculous!
Gosh...
Goodness...
What are you doing?
What is this?
I don't have any weaknesses.
Kill this man now!
You're so dreamy.
Do you want to date me?
And do what?
We can go out to eat
and go out for drinks.
Sound good?
What'll we do after drinks?
You still don't know how charming I am.
Cue the music.
- So sexy! / - So sexy!
Wow, so sexy!
Wow, so sexy...
So sexy...
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who are you?
I'm the CEO of the year
chosen by "Time" magazine.
I'm the veggie wrap restaurant CEO Sara.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I believe everyone has a right to live boldly.
Of course.
When you tell someone you like them,
you should tell them boldly.
How do you boys profess your love?
Will you...
Go out with me?
Starting today...
We're a couple.
You boys!
Can you handle me?
I'm on a different class from you boys.
- You're not my type at all. / - Wrap slap!
- You have a moustache. / - Wrap slap!
You boys...
What kind of fashion do you like on a girl?
A girl in jeans in high heels.
A girl in a mini skirt and high heels.
High heels make your figure look better
but they're so hard on you to wear.
Ladies!
Let's boldly take our heels off for our health!
Just how short are you?
Wrap slap!
- You smell like a widower. / - Wrap slap!
Alright...
It's nice to see how bold you are.
Aren't I...
Sexy?
You're too bold.
Wrap slap, wrap slap, wrap slap!
It's fine. Just keep being bold.
Okay.
Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Please just... ♪
♪ Even though... ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ And if so... ♪
♪ I'll give... ♪
♪ Everything... ♪
♪ And even though... ♪
It's fine.
You're good at singing.
Who are you?
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
CD?
CD.
So how are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is so swag.
I'm going to get a check-up at the hospital.
Even at the hospital,
I'm going to have swag.
How did your check-up go?
Even when they were measuring my height...
The machine will come down to measure me...
Then...
I'll do this.
My height will be 60cm but I'll have swag.
It'll be totally swag.
I'll also take an X-ray.
I'll take it like this.
Then it'll come out like this.
This will totally become a trend.
Follow, follow me.
What was that all about?
And I'm going to make this a trend
while G-Dragon is in the army.
It'll totally become a trend.
What will?
This bandage...
Will become my scarf.
A scarf...
And...
These IV fluids...
Will become my shoulder pads.
The IV fluid has swag.
And this stethoscope...
Will become my earphones.
This will totally become a trend.
Follow, follow me.
Hey, did the trend catch on already?
Okay, that's great.
Follow, follow me.
Does this thing even play music?
What kind of music is this?
Alright.
Alright, alright.
Okay...
Now you'll go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
You'll totally miss me.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time! Let's go!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything.
I'm DJ Mix Sejin!
Hey there.
Teacher, I overslept today so I was late.
Yeah, a student shouldn't be late.
I'm sorry.
I'm so-mimasen.
What does that mean?
I mixed English and Japanese!
Teacher, I went to the zoo.
There were so many animals I wanted to see.
- I wanted to see a moose... / - A moose...
- And a colt... / - A colt.
That's why I mixed the two animals!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Moose...
Colt...
Moose...
Colt...
Moolt!
I want to see a moolt!
Everyone!
Moolt!
Teacher, look at the moolt.
Alright, alright.
And I searched for Kim Daehui on the internet,
a news article came up.
Really?
- And even his life story. / - Life story?
That's why I mixed the two
so you can read them more easily!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Life story...
Article...
Life story...
Art-story!
I want to see an art-story!
Everyone!
Art-story!
Alright.
Teacher, that was an amazing art-story.
Thanks. Go sit down.
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Mix Sejin!
Alright...
Who wants to talk next?
Gosh, such a polite guy.
- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.
I love Korea
and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean.
I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, Seongwon.
You might be wearing hanbok
but you're going to do English jokes.
I won't speak English.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
- For real? / - Yes.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the various
accessories Koreans use
to look more fashionable.
First, there's a handkerchief.
Putting one in your pocket
can look fashionable.
Or you can put on this cool hat
to look fashionable.
And if you want to look a bit more formal,
you can wear this dog leash.
What was that?
Hold on.
What is this?
A dog leash.
So I'm wearing a dog leash now?
Yes, a dog leash.
Come on. There's a name for this.
Teacher, it's a dog leash.
What else would I call it?
You already know this term.
I don't.
Everyone here knows.
Dog leash.
Just say it. It's fine.
Just say it when I give you the chance.
Go ahead.
Say it.
Necktie!
N-E-C-K-T-I-E!
Necktie!
Butterfly necktie.
Check pattern zipper necktie.
Bright azure blue peach-apricot stripe necktie.
Two-hump necktie.
Director...
I'm sorry...
I can't not speak English.
It's fine, Seongwon.
You can say necktie.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I will not use English.
Alright, keep going.
Okay, this time,
I'll talk about the meats Koreans enjoy
when they eat out.
They like to grill pork belly.
Pork belly is delicious.
Boiled pork.
- We enjoy boiled pork. / - I feel hungry.
And this lump of clay is eaten
by cutting it with a knife.
Hold on.
You came up with a good one for this.
What is this called?
A lump of clay.
So you go to a restaurant that serves this
and ask for a lump of clay?
Is that what you say?
Yes, I ate two servings yesterday.
- Of clay? / - Yes.
Just say it.
Everyone here knows.
It's what all Koreans call it!
People, this is a lump of clay.
I'm right.
Just say it when I give you the chance to.
Steak!
S-T-E-A-K!
Steak!
T-bone steak.
Homemade chuck-eye roll steak.
Garlic cheese butter lobster and
American tenderloin herb steak.
Steak on subway line 4.
Sookmyung Women's University station?
♪ Steak by steak ♪
♪ Korean beef, baby ♪
♪ Steak head ♪
Steak head?
♪ Steak head ♪
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
Go sit down.
Alright, sir.
- Okay. / - See you next week, right?
Okay.
- I love America! / - Bye-bye.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I brought some fortune cookies for you all.
- Take one each. / - Thank you.
People, if you break open a fortune cookie
you can find out your fortune for the day.
Really?
Let me break mine open.
Please...
What does it say?
People come first.
They all say the same thing.
Oh, you're right.
People...
As a special treat,
the principal from the school next door
is here to visit.
Principal!
Hello.
Do you all know who I am?
They shook hands.
I didn't want to come empty-handed,
so I brought Pyeongyang cold noodles from far away.
Oh...
I shouldn't say it's from far away.
I brought Pyeongyang cold noodles.
Such a rare delicacy.
Thank you for this.
There are many ways to enjoy
Pyeongyang cold noodles.
First, you can slurp down
the cold and icy broth.
Pouring the meat broth that's as
icy as Amrok River down my throat.
Pouring in tangy apple vinegar
and mixing it into the noodles.
Adding mouth-watering apple liquid
and tossing it in.
Lastly,
eating melt-in-your-mouth charcoal-grilled beef
with your noodles.
Eating the charcoal beef
that disappears in your mouth
with my noodles
and saving them in my stomach.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
- Me! / - I have something to say.
Yes, go ahead.
But all these people...
Shall we go over there?
What is that?
What are they doing?
What are they talking about?
What is this?
What are they talking about?
I'm sorry to interrupt...
But what did he say?
What he said was...
Oh, I know.
"People come first."
He said that, right?
Comrades come first.
People...
I hope you all can get along like us.
North, North, North, North!
South, South, South, South!